Oh yeah we've all heard this before:
3 guys have a beer together and discussing whoes profession is the oldest (NOT what you are thinking!!) The doctor said "well after God created Man he created Woman by removing a rib from Man, therefore medicine must be the oldest profession"
The Accountant said "Hang on, before God created Man he created the earth and in the Bible it is written first there was chaos and then calm, therefore ecconomics must be the oldest profession"
The engineer responded "and who do you think caused the chaos??"
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